At first glance, (mostly from the waist up) you would think that Shimkus was just your run of the mill ordinary, borderline thin chic with nice hips and a decent a$$. But upon further inspection, you see that she has an absolute killer body...especially that lower half. It also doesn't hurt that she always and I mean ALWAYS seems to wear the tightest dresses known to man...virtually SPRAY ON QUALITY.
Sales Clerk: Ms. Shimkus, that size 4 seems to fit you nicely
Carley: Thank you Miss, I'll take the size 2
In addition to those hips and that nice rear end, babygirl has some of thickest legs that you'll see on a chic that size. Sitting side by side to the LEGendary Heather Childers, in my humble opinion (at least in that segment) Shimkus takes her out. Did you hear what I said? Shimkus takes out Heather F#$kin Childers! That's no small feat. I remember there was a day and time that almost NO ONE could take out Childers but apparently, that time has passed...for a variety of different reasons...but I'll always have an affinity for Heather...but anyway back to this Shimkus broad...like one of the previous posters said, throw another 10lbs or so on Shimkus in ALL the right places and in spite of her exceedingly average face, she'd be unstoppable...covering all the bases...save that one glaring exception. Oh well, nobody's perfect but to be sure, this chic is one to keep an eye on...
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