"Dear Jackie, my wish is for you to present the weather dressed in a way that reflects what the forecast is. For example, if there's going to be high surf, you could wear a wetsuit, Or, if there's going to be wind, you could wear a loose skirt that gets blown up

sorry, about. And if it's going to be warm and sunny, you could wear a bikini."
"Dear Auntie Pat, my wish is that you would talk about what it was like when you were a young woman. You know, before pantyhose had really caught on. You could talk about how you had to roll your stockings up those LOOOONG legs of yours and attach them to your garters. Maybe you could even show us what that was like, Auntie Pat. Just so the young women of today could learn about these things....."
